This is NOT a tattoo.

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out […]

This is NOT a hair-do

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Drop down and get ya eagle on, girl.

These are NOT legs.

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She got her hands down by her knees and her bows on her thighs.

This is NOT a hairline

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I thought that things like this got better with time.

This is NOT a foot.

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Hit the salon get a medi and pedi.

This is NOT a relationship

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I didn’t know Victoria’s Secret made their “Pink” pants this large.

This is NOT an arm

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As she orders more food.

This is NOT a drive thru

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Can I get a uh number 6?

This is NOT Double O

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Courtesy of @wishishere. This made me scream.

This is NOT a leotard

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What-Hut-Ho.